January 2010
28 posts
My son was mad at his sister and this was what he...
Son: I'm going to crash [little sister's] website.
Me: [Little sister] doesn't have a website, sweetie.
Son: Yes she do. And I'm going to crash it.
“the world would be so much easier if people were just honest - if they didn’t...”
– me (via hennypotter)(via suckaf)(via jamieelizabeth)(via katie-mac) (via chatter) (via pinkseersucker)
That's Not Normal
sashayrae:
The ringtone of one of my co-workers phones sounds like the ants from “Honey I Shrunk The Kids”. Turn that shit off. It is weird.
And that would be mine! I don’t know how to turn that shit off. This stupid new phone that I still don’t know how to work…grrrr.
T.G.I.F.
Because this week has sucked!
Say What?
I just sent my sister a picture of a shirt I was considering buying. (And before we begin I would like to say “considering” in this instance means I was very on the fence about it and needed another opinion to determine if it was so-fugly-it’s-cute or just fug.)
And her email response was: “Ew no. Its like something JWOWW bought for a 9-5 job.”
Yikes. If it was...
Rent this now
Man on Wire.
Watched this documentary last night and it was unbelievable. I highly recommend.
Maybe I’m clueless but I had no idea that there was a man who strung a tightrope between the tops of the two World Trade Center towers and walked across it WITH NO SAFETY NET (obviously, because how would that have worked?).
The images of him balancing above the New York skyline are stunning. ...
The Mona Lisa might be Da Vinci in drag?
Is this article for real? Or a joke?
Because I find it slightly amusing that there are people in the world who want to dig up the skeletal remains of someone who died 500 years ago to reconstruct their face to see if the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait of them as a woman.
I mean, you can’t look at other self-portraits and paintings of Da Vinci to compare? You have to have his skull to...
Why am I not sleeping right now?
Oh, yeah. ‘Cause my nail polish is still wet.
Note to self: don’t paint your nails when you’re exhausted so you’re forced to stayed up and watch old episodes of The Real Housewives of Orange County and buy stuff off of the internet.
Current purchases: a dress from Saks and a stuffed animal and movie for my daughter from Amazon. If my nails don’t dry soon not only...
By 9 am I had a hunch this day would be a real...
haygirlhay:
It’s more than lived up to that.
What is going on with today?? I thought Mondays were supposed to be the suckiest day of the week. Here’s hoping we all wake up to a better day tomorrow.
Schwetty Balls
sashayrae:
Last night I made these for a birthday party:
Today I woke up with diabetes.
I also ate my sister’s second batch of these during The Biggest Loser. Being pregnant = not having any guilt while sitting on the couch during a weight loss show and inhaling sugar.
Pigs will fly the day that I don’t cry during an episode of The Biggest Loser.
What is wrong with me???
You would probably guess it’s because I’m pregnant and hormonal and could cry during a commercial right now. But that’s not the case. I can pretty much guarantee that I’ve cried during every episode since season one. And since I’m not Michelle Duggar that...
I want to make a run for the border
I love Taco Bell. Like, seriously, love it.
It’s all I can think of right now. Yes, I know it is disgusting, but I don’t care. I just can’t get enough.
In my defense, I don’t eat beef. Not that that really matters. It doesn’t take down the disgusting factor at all.
But, man, a 7 layer burrito and their nachos would really hit the spot right about now. Yum.
I just sent in an application to be a part of a CSA produce delivery program this summer/fall. So excited!!!
Definitely a little nervous about figuring out what to make with some of the veggies I’m not familiar with, but I’m hoping this will help us eat home more often and save a little money.
Also pretty excited about the free produce in their “u-pick” fields. Not...
Another Classic TV Moment
Last night while watching Project Runway, this is what I heard every time Heidi Klum came on the screen:
“MYWEINERSHTANKS” (in a fake German accent to mimic her “Auf Wiedersehen”).
My husband is certainly not a metrosexual. It is also certain that he does not like a single one of my television selections.
“Please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it...”
– Conan O’Brien (via trappedintime) (via pinkhotel) (via emphasisadded).
“I love the Situation”
– - Mike, “The Situation”
And I love the Jersey Shore. ‘Aint too proud to admit it. Oh, MTV…what am I going to do now?
A Glimpse Into My Life
The conversation that took place at my house tonight:
Him: What are we watching?
Me: Sleepless In Seattle.
Him: Why?
Me: ‘Cause it’s good.
[After .5 seconds]
Him: Turn this shit off before my dick turns into a vagina.