Look, [sister]! I have man rub!– The son, holding a stick of his dad’s deodorant in the air.
I like monograms. I would monogram the shit out of everything if I could. BUT, the monogram for my husband and I spells ASS. So I can’t.
In case I forget to tell you later
I hope you all have a Happy, Happy Halloween and an amazing weekend!
Now That's a New Name for It
[Conversation took place this morning while I was changing the baby's diaper]
Daughter: Does she have a pink snake?
Me: A what?
Daughter: A pink snake.
Me: What's a pink snake?
Daughter: A wiener. Does she have a wiener?
Conditions are never perfect. ‘Someday’ is a disease that will take your dreams...– Tim Ferriss, The Timing is Never Right (via kari-shma)
This guy’s walking down a street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so...– The West Wing; Noel (via)
I'm still not certain what this whole conversation...
Son: We're going to need a lot of bacon.
Husband: For what?
Son: To cover her eyes and her whole head.
Husband: You want to cover the baby's head in bacon?
Son: [Blank Stare]
Dear Mothers of Little Boys,
modernmommy: Please teach your sons to wash dishes, do laundry, and cook, so that when they are husbands and fathers, they can be those magical, mythical kind of men, that woman dream of. Love, Me
Fool in the Rain- Led Zepplin The other night my...
Last Night, We Danced
To the music of a Fisher Price Aquarium. Next to our baby girl laying in her crib. With our two other freshly bathed children squealing and running in circles around us. And as the earth moved ever so slowly underneath our feet and our own two little tornados spun around the room, we slowly swayed to the lullaby. (Photo from our wedding)
Obsessed with this Jacket by Club Monaco for...
And just about every other piece in the collection as well.
THAT’S IT, I going on a DIET, No lifestyle adjustment. I am going to learn how...– An email from the husband. He thinks we’ve been a little too indulgent lately. But he’s hot!
hautelikecouture: [L-R: Taylor Armstrong, Adrienne Maloof-Nassif, Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, Camille Grammer and Kim Richards] the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. These ladies will be my new Thursday night.
Did that commercial just say that a tampon was cute? Cute? Why couldn’t...– the husband after watching a tampon commercial. obviously.
To Buy or Not to Buy?
For a baby girl’s room.
Look what we scored the other night!
Pumpkin Pie Poptarts. Way to make my evening. Made even better by the recipe on the back: (Sorry you have to look at this all cockeyed. In case you’re having trouble reading the sideways pic, that would be Poptarts a la mode!!!!)
My sister-in-law’s response to this post: peeps4876 replied to your chat: Mr. & Mrs. Snooze umm yes you guys need an alarm that basically picks you up out of bed and puts you in the shower :) She knows us too well. Also: this type of alarm is needed ASAP. Currently guilty of oversleeping/oversnoozing this morning by 40 minutes.
Mr. & Mrs. Snooze
Husband: I need a new alarm clock.
Me: I just saw one the other day on Tumblr that I put on my blog! You have to stand on it to turn it off.
Husband: I need even more than that. I need an alarm clock that beats the shit out of me until I wake up.
sashayrae replied to your post: Who is on your 5? If you say that emo kid I will come upstairs and kick you in the skins. I meant to say “shins” AND it is suppsed to be famous people - not people you could have possibly slept with Mr. Law School Professor. He was hot enough to be famous. Does that count?
sashayrae asked: Who is on your 5? If you say that emo kid I will come upstairs and kick you in the skins.
sashayrae asked: How do YOU feel about the use of the bathroom in our office?
Cause clearly work is a high priority today... →
sashayrae: if you feel so inclined. Ask my sister a question. She’s bored to tears over here.
2 cups of coffee, 2 diet cokes, 1 cup of green tea
And I still have bags under my eyes that make me look like April: The only thing that could possible save me today is a caffine drip.
That in which we agree
While my sister and I might not agree on whether Ed Westwick/Chuck Bass is good looking (no.definitely not), here are a few things on which we do agree: Frozen yogurt will make any bad day better and a good day awesome Justin Timberlake is hot Fall is the best season in New York A Starbuck’s pumpkin spice latte is better iced than hot The only type of icing for a cake is buttercream or...
sashayrae: Sarah and I are having a serious SERIOUS debate. And it is intense. We have decided to take it to tumblr. Is Ed Westwick/Chuck Bass hot? yes? no?
10 Things you don't know about me
I have a borderline obsession with frozen yogurt. I am stubborn. Very stubborn. I am also very opinionated. I ran over a squirrel during my driving test. I should have failed but I cried and yelled at the instructor for making me continue driving, so he passed me. I’ve always dreamed about having a library in my house. I HATE being cold. So much so that if there is an activity to do...