Can you please tell Santa I farted?– the two year old last night while we were talking about Christmas lists.
I have a job that requires me to have cable news on throughout the course of the...– anonymous rant from an Obama staffer / FishbowlDC (via meredithbklyn)
Christmas List Item 1
Dear Santa, I saw this bag (in this color) slung across the shoulder of the girl checking out in front of me at Target today. I got major bag envy. So I’m adding this as the first item on my Christmas list. Now, I know I could have been better this year. Trust me, I’m working on it. But c’mon. I’m doing my best. I need a crossbody bag because, really, with three...
I sincerely hope the new, flavored coffee creamers you all just put in the fridge were meant to be communal. Because I just had at them in the kitchen. Thanks for making my coffee yummy! Your sleep-deprived office mate, Sarah
It's 10 AM and I'm about to go get my second cup...
Because this was me late into the night: Pondering paint colors. And this was the wall I stared at for so long the colors started to bleed together: A con about my personality- I can be extremely indecisive. A pro about my personality- I don’t go back and question my decisions. What is done is done. There’s no “coulda, woulda, shoulda” here. So while it is going...
A Trip to Disney in #s:
40: number of minutes late leaving for the airport. 2: number of spare minutes we had before boarding the plane. 1: number of plane flights that almost resulted in punches thrown (In our defense someone yelled at my daughter on the plane. Yes, my child threw a temper tantrum on the plane as it was landing. Yes, I felt terrible being that family with that child. Yes, we did everything we could...
eating chocolate with peanut butter doesn't count...
I’m looking at you Reese’s minis.
That guy is really getting on my nerds.– The 4 (almost 5!) year old.
I got the card in the mail today! Yay! You are the best! THE.BEST. Thank you!
This is the Biggest TGIF Ever...
Because tomorrow our family departs for a week at Disney World. I hope everyone’s next week is better than this one! Can’t wait to catch up with you all soon, xo Me
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...– Conan O’Brien (via elizabethanne)
emphasisadded: Concentrate on steering the boat, don’t try and steer the ocean, you can’t. [via: boyslife: shesafan]
I just opened another Kombucha
and it exploded all over me. Now I’m convinced the Whole Foods stockers are secretly shaking that shit up and putting it on the shelf.
“Kate Bosworth and Krysten Ritter shared jokes and burgers yesterday…” I call a serious challenge to the “shared burgers” statement. (Image via Popsugar)
Things that are good for my soul:
Driving around town during lunch with my sister singing along to this and this.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.– Wayne Dyer (via graceinplace) More truthful words have never been spoken.
activities we love fill us with energy even when we are physically exhausted....– sir ken robinson (via texturism) This is all too true.
jesssica: I feel hurt when I find out someone I know is a Republican. Like they deceived me or something. Is this normal?
I think voting is one of THE most important things...
I believe in the right of every single human to be able to cast a vote and participate in their government. I understand that every American is entitled to their own opinion in how our country should be run and who should be in charge of running it. I encourage this debate. Yet, whenever I watch election results and they don’t turn out the way I voted I literally feel let down and sad. ...
It's A New Dawn, It's a New Day
Happy Wednesday, Everyone!
Today During Lunch
I accomplished this: And indulged in this: The me time was much needed.
And this is the link my husband just sent me in the hopes making today a little better
We all agree that this is not the type of purchase...
Random Musings This Tuesday Morning:
It’s 9:48. So far today has been somewhat shitastic. Don’t shake this: Now my car is covered in hippie fizz. Paying for necessities, like tires for your car, is annoying. Being a grown up can really stink sometimes. Thank goodness for coffee with soy milk. Or coffee in general. I don’t know how I’d survive a day without it. I’m currently facing a parenting...
I have come to the realization that there are two...
Those that give people the benefit of the doubt and those that don’t.
You & Me - Dave Matthews Band My Monday...