May 2010
41 posts
For Your Next Special Occasion...
ramshackleglam:
…I highly suggest going to Nobu. There’s just nowhere else like it.
My recommended menu:
- Green tea with a side of Matsuhisa (sake/cucumber) martini
- Yellowtail jalepeno
- Rock shrimp tempura
- Squid “pasta”
- Kobe beef sliders
- Black cod miso (not pictured)
- Arctic char with crispy spinach (not pictured)
Original Article
Everything but the sliders (since I...
A ‘teacher’ told my child in class that dolphins were mammals and not fish! And...
– Comment left on the new website set up by the national Republican Party to help develop the party’s agenda for the 2010 elections. (via peterfeld: alittlespace)
*head explodes*
(via allthingsalishan)
I Need a JCrew Intervention
It’s getting bad, folks.
My M-I-L is ridiculously gullible
Husband: We've got new and final names for the baby. If it's a boy we're going to name him Benjamin. And the middle name will be Dover.
M-I-L: Ohhh, that's pretty. Benjamin Dover. I like that! It sounds good.
Husband: Yeah, but we're not going to call him Benjamin, just Ben.
M-I-L: Oh. Ben Dover. Ben Dover.
(SILENCE)
(SILENCE)
(BRAIN THINKING)
M-I-L(finally catches on)
Wanna hear a joke? ‘Do you know how a sheep cleans himself? He has a...
– The son telling a joke, and mistaking “shower” for “baaaath.”
(Which really makes the joke that much cuter)
Soapbox
So I heard today about the second bullfighter* to be gored in the past few weeks.
Might I just say, if you are going to get into a ring with a 1,000+ pound animal, and then proceed to hurt them and antagonize them, then this is exactly the type of thing that will happen to you?
Apparently the bull who gored the fighter was killed. For being violent I’m presuming.
Sports events like...
It's Wedding Week, Y'all!
And I just picked up my maid-of-honor dress- AND IT FIT!!!
Thank the Lord because I was seriously worried terrified there for a second.
Now that that has been taken care of, let the excitement begin!
Seriously, Google?
As if I wasn’t having a hard enough time concentrating on this Friday afternoon.
*And as a sidenote: That PacMan game better be there every.single.time I need to go to Google to get directions or I’m going to be seriously disappointed. Much more productive, but disappointed.
In 9 Days, These Roles Are Going to be Reversed
CANNOT.FREAKING.WAIT!!!!!!!
I’m so excited I just can’t hide it...
– Jessie Spano
Quoted in an email sent to me from the husband about how he’s feeling today.
I second that emotion.
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are...
– Bertrand Russell (via graceinplace)
I say that half your life is spent trying to get out of a small town, and the...
– Kelly Cutrone
(via May 2010 Charleston issue of Skirt!)
(via meredithbklyn)
After receiving my Mother's Day art projects from...
While amusing, the grammatical errors are actually freaking me out.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not...
– Erma Bombeck (via deklebeachdarlin)
Drowning
It’s 12:27am.
And I am still at work.
This is why this past week I have been questioning whether I really can have it all. Can I have my cake and eat it too? Can I really balance work and a family?
‘Cause recently I’ve been feeling like the answer is “not so much.”
So I’ve been depressed. Because I’m so, so drained. And sick. And tired. And pregnant.
But also because I went to grad...
Don’t be looking so far in the future that you can’t enjoy what you...
– Bob “Hottie” Harper
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.
– Wayne Dyer (via artinslowmotion)
reblogged for good measure.
(via emphasisadded)
NPR Investigates McDonald's Secret Menu, or, Why I... →
fullcredit:
So apparently there are a lot more secret menu items at McDonald’s besides just the McRib. In particular, the NPR bloggers were intereted in a sandwich with a name that was unsuitable for a family friendly blog such as their own. So instead, they called it “The McRedacted:”
Ian: My god, the McRedacted looks like a core sample of West Virginia.
Mike: You know how if you mix all the...
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in...
– John Wesley
(kendalllouise)
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(via emilyposts)
This Morning I Woke Up and Thought Today was...
A huge, huge disappointment when I realized it wasn’t.
Thankfully, today is Friday.
It’s the next best thing to Saturday.
Pull up a pillow and stay a while: i carry your... →
i carry your heart with me
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true) and…
Quite Possibly the Greatest Email I Have Ever...
“Dear Email Message,
Please find your way though all the Servers, USB cables, Ethernet cables, Firewalls and whatever you have to do to get this email message my wife to tell her that I miss her today and can’t wait to see her.
Thanks for your assistance, its greatly appreciated,
[Husband]”
It's 7:00 am
And I just finished eating a bowl of Haagen-Dazs strawberry ice cream.
I’m hoping this means it’s going to be a good day.
The Conversation Between My Son and his Grandma on...
Son: Grandma! I've got a surprise for you! Close your eyes.
[runs across room to the refrigerator]
[holds up phone to his drawing hung on the refrigerator door]
Son: Open your eyes! See! See my picture! Do you like it?
I had Chipolte today for lunch.
Does that count as celebrating cinco-de-mayo?
I am heading out to Target to run a few quick...
I am praying I can get in and out of there without spending a mint.
Likely? I think not.