Add this to the list of things I really, really...
Viva Terra’s Lotus Flower Chandelier. Available here.
Just realized that my top is see through. A not...
Maybe that’s why my son’s physical therapist couldn’t stop staring at me this morning. Thank God I have a cardigan to save me from any further embarrassment.
ladyofleisuredc asked: Can I send you a picture of me to use with the fat app? I NEED the motivation! I'll stick it on my fridge, in my car, in my file folder, heck, I'll even make it my screen saver! Let me know. I'm at ladyofleiduredc at gmail dot com
Apparently this is what I would look like if I...
If this isn’t motivation to eat well, I don’t know what is.
don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. you don’t go to the park and set your...– -shit my dad says, via twitter. thanks to my friend ben for the link. (via scenes-from-my-hood)
It is raining so hard outside that it's possible...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE SISTER!!!
Hope you have the most amazing year! I love you!
Came home today to find my living room looking...
I know that this scene would freak out a lot of people. But I love coming home and finding my house like this. Because it means that my kids were playing hard. And having fun. I could care less about the mess. (It only takes a half an hour to clean up.) I care about the fun that was had.
“I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want to absorb her and walk...– Water for Elephants So. Hot. I want someone to want this of me. (via mascarah)
The Greatest Proposal Ever →
graceinsmallthings: charlsie: How amazing is this? This gave me chills. Do you think she knew from the second he started dancing that this was it? Also, how much do I love the Love Actually-like signage? (Enough to even overlook the grammatical error!)
Currently watching the crazy Wimbledon match from...
What the heck did people do at work before the internet?!?!
hautelikecouture: Perhaps she’ll stop wearing those ridiculous shoes now. Lady Gaga took a little tumble while on her hooves at the airport. She drives me freaking crazy. Put some goddamn pants on already.
See you and me Have a better time than most can dream Have it better than the...– Dave Matthews Band: Best of What’s Around (via sassymissashley)
Dear ESPN, Thank you for streaming today’s game live so I can watch it at my desk instead of getting any work done. I love you. Sincere thanks for making today much better, Sarah
A Conversation Regarding Baby Names
Me: What do you think of Elle? It's cute, I like it.
Husband: Say it together.
Me: Elle. ffffffffffffffffffffffffff.
Husband: That's all I can think of.
Me: Oh my God. This is going to be so hard.
lrc: j.crew lovers, gather 'round →
y’all are all excited about 30% off summer sale. yes, that’s good, but listen closely, because i’m going to tell you a tale of a magical place nestled in the mountains of western north carolina called “the j.crew clearance store.” it is a small (but mighty) retail store attached to a distribution… Did someone say Virginia? Roadtrip!
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.– Abraham Lincoln (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via wlfpackgirl) (via graceinplace)
Last night at dinner my son asked what “kidnap” meant. My husband did a really good job of explaining it in a not so scary way. And then we used the opportunity to discuss with our son what he should do if a stranger ever tries to convince him to follow them or forces him to go with them. I’ve got to say, my son really paid attention. I think in general he gets the concept. ...
If you’re not behind me supporting me, then you’re just in my way.– The husband’s new motto
He's even funny when he's in pain
Husband: Sarah, I can't take it anymore. I am in so much pain. Every single day with this headache.
Me: I'll call a doctor on Monday. What kind of doctor do you think you should see? An allergist? A neurologist? An eye doctor?
Husband: Dr. Kevorkian.
Daddy, want to try the pea soup? Not “pee” like you do in the...– the son, last night while cooking imaginary food
I almost always have to be touching my husband. When he’s nearby, it’s like a magnet. I need some part of my body to be in contact with his. We almost never sit apart on the couch. We’re always right next to each other, with one of our limbs draped over the other. We love a big bed. But in reality we really probably could make do with a twin since we sleep right next to...
A conversation with the 4 year old about not...
Husband: You don't want to call people names.
Me: Well, because it can hurt people's feelings, sweetie. And it's not nice and can make people sad.
Husband: We want to be nice to everyone.
Son: And you don't want to say shit. You don't want to say that.
Currently dreaming of...
1) My couch 2) sweatpants with a drawstring waistband 3) a good book 4) a Friendly’s wattamellon roll 5) frozen yogurt 6) sushi 7) lit candles Must.make.this.happen.
Me (pointing at neighbor walking his dog): That guy is always walking his dog. Every time I see him he's walking the dog. And not just a quick trip outside to pee. Real legit walks. If I get reincarnated I want to come back as that guy's dog.
Husband: If I get reincarnated I want to come back as a lady's bicycle seat.
Season Three of The Rachel Zoe Project starts...
meredithbklyn: (via nosauce) i die.
When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True Story.– Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother (via quote-book) (via sassymissashley)
Things that are going to be awesome this weekend
1) a possible trip to the outlets taking place tonight 2) a massage and pedi at the RedDoor spa tomorrow morning 3) a trip with the kids to the annual fair (they are going to have the most amazing time) 4) finishing all the laundry in the house 5) cleaning up a messy bedroom 6) organizing 7) a clean garage 8) taking a breather from this work week 9) indulging in yummy treats 10) good...
grace in place: redbox love. →
since i just rented a few movies for the weekend with rhyan … i felt the need to share how much i adore redbox. it’s just so damn convenient. there are several locations within a few miles of my house. so if one location doesn’t have what i’m looking for, it’s a given, one of the others… I.LOVE.REDBOX!!!! And I had no idea you could reserve your movie online. Wow. The love just...
Donate to the National Wildlife Federation to help...
“The best way to help personally is to give, which you can do by texting WILDLIFE to 20222 to donate $10 to the NWF Gulf Oil Spill Restoration Fund.” - David Mizejewski, naturalist for the National Wildlife Federation www.nwf.org/oilspill http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/06/11/mizejewski.why.save.birds/index.html?hpt=C2
The Conversation that Took Place During the RHONY...
Husband (points to TV): She's crazy. [referring to Kelly]
Me: I know.
Husband: No, really crazy.
Me: I know.
Husband: What's the word for how crazy she is? You know, when someone legitimately has mental issues?
Me: You mean "that bitch is so nuts she needs to be on meds ASAP because she's delusional and lives in her own bizarre universe and can't articulate a single thought that makes any sense" crazy?
Husband: Not really what I was going for, but yeah.
My son has a nickname for his sister that he’s the only one who uses. (Ok, it’s really just a super short version of her name, but she has a nickname that everyone else calls her and he still uses his own version). Every time I hear him refer to her using that name, I literally think my heart might explode out of my chest and I just want to squeeze him so hard that I know I would...
What? It's not too early to be thinking about...
I have decided that I will be getting myself my kids an iPad for Christmas this year. Hope they like it!
My Husband thinks Bethenny looks like Quagmire.
You know what Sucks?
Spending all day thinking it’s Thursday and then realizing it’s only Wednesday.