I don’t know her but she’s stupid.– The Husband discussing Courtney Stodden
Dear Gas Station Attendant smoking a cigarette at the gas station, Didn’t you see Zoolander? Be smarter. Signed, Girl Who Doesn’t Want to Blow Up
Today is my husband’s 1/2 birthday. (We celebrate them in our family.) The other night our marriage was a rockstar. A “to do” list longer than Santa’s Nice list was getting me down, we got a late start to our evening and both of us were feeling generally overwhelmed. But we tackled everything as a team. “Ugh, I don’t want to do this!” was met...
Is it bad that I think what he did was funny?
(Setting: As I walk in the back door after getting home from work and see son...)
Me: Hey Buddy! How was your day?
Son: [looks at me with sad puppy dog face]
Me: What's the matter?
Husband: He got in trouble at school today. And we already talked about it and it was a misunderstanding but he's still upset because he got in trouble.
Me: What happened?
Husband: Well, [son] was in the cafeteria at lunch today and he was sitting with Jack. And Jack was upset because his cat died yesterday night. Jack told everyone that the cat got hit by a car because someone left their back door open. And as soon as he said that [son] busted out singing...
Son: Who Let the Dogs Out?
Me: [Start dying laughing]
Husband: That was my same reaction.
Son: But Jack didn't think it was very funny.